Personally, I applaud your dedication to not installing crap on your system. Unfortunately it's rather in conflict with our commitment to using whatever tools best allow us to concentrate silliness and squirt it through the intertubes directly into your brain.
In honor of the 100th anniversary of Zynx's legendary conquest of Albania, Sticktendo and SL Games present The Legend of Sylva, an edugaming adventure through the life and times of Puddleby's most compelling hero.
The Legend of Sylva covers all of Zynx's most fascinating adventures in thrilling 6-bit graphics. Watch as he defeats the dark wizard Grindelwald! Help him liberate princess Sylva from the foul clutches of Ralph Nader! Join him as he secures sainthood by driving all the serpents out of New Jersey! With The Legend of Sylva, you get to live the adventure!
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