Personally, I applaud your dedication to not installing crap on your system. Unfortunately it's rather in conflict with our commitment to using whatever tools best allow us to concentrate silliness and squirt it through the intertubes directly into your brain.
Throughout the mid-540s the StickLord News Network produced a series of public-service announcements under the tag line 'The More You Zo' featuring Zo celebrities from its various properties. Though that timeline has since been extensively altered following a severe temporal incident involving a stuffed tiger and an un-pressed button, this example was preserved by a kindly higher-dimensional sentient shade of the color blue.
Planar warming was a severe issue in Puddleby in the timeline during which this piece was produced, leading in fact to the eventual destruction of that plane and, indirectly through various means, to the financial crisis plaguing Puddleby in this continuity (see also: 'Alliance Castle Bailout').
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